KING JAMES

Ok, so LeBron left Cleveland. You all whine about all the hype, then when he makes a choice instead of shutting up because 'you're glad it's finally over,' you expel even more energy bitching about it! Ohio, no one betrayed you. One man cannot win a championship, and the role-players on the Cavs were decent at best. I wouldn't hang around that two-bit state for $120M either. Get over it.

Comparators; M-Air-J is THE best player to ever grace the court, there is no other, we know that. Kobe WANTED to be traded (oh you forgot about that didn't you) and no one shouted 'betrayal!' at him. He's not MJ, or Kobe. He is LeBron. And in case you haven't noticed, you, are not.

And before you say I'm hanging on LBJ's nuts, let me point out that, yes I agree, the dude appears to be full of himself more often than not. Yes he could up the humility level a notch or four. But shit, if you were bar none the best 18 year old basketball player in the world at the time, you would skip college, sign those papers, and leap swoosh-footed first into the NBA with nary a life lesson learned too.

So you can go shave your back now.